|· What is Zombocom?|
Zombocom is what you make it. That sounds crazy but it is true. How could it be any other way? Top
|· I know but What is it!|
Sorry but if you were in the mood for a definition you have probably come to the wrong web site. However If you are not bothered by the logic of this whole thing i would urge you to consider this: Zombocom is a portal without a door. There is no opening or closing at Zombocom. There is only the passing of seasons. It is another ring in the tree. It is not only the birds but all of life that moves from winter to spring.Top
|· Are you allways so vague?|
|· Can I buy Zombocom stuff?|
You can get Zombocom T-shirts Here
We are coming out with a Zombocom Album in June.
Put together by the folks who brought you the zombo.com background music. This album should be an instant classic. Please contact us here for further info:
cannotwaitforzomboalbum at zombo.com
also be on the look out for 3D glasses which we give away with puchases sometimes and as prizes. a piece of nothing special or a special piece of nothing?
|· Will there be more hints?|
Yes from time to time and in different forms. Keep Your Eyes Open.Top
|· is the actual purpose of zombocom to mess with people's heads when they're f***d up? if so, it's awesome haha|
Please see our first note, "Zombocom is what you make it". This statement is true no matter the brain chemistry. On the other hand we did create Zombo with the utmost sobriety and seriousness as for us it is a matter of life and death.Top
|· What is this Zgeneration and where the *@#$#&&^% is Zombocom|
The Zgeneration is a 23 day period we go through annualy. This is a time where we publish original Zubmissions from our users. We also provide links to sister sites. During the Zgen we try to get people to buy stuff so that we can continue our "Normal" Zombocom the rest of the yearTop
|· Where is the original zombo.com page??????????|
If you don't see the original Zombocom at:
This more than likely means we are experiencing "Zgeneration" which is an event that happens yearly (unless there is an emergency) and lasts for (roughly)23 dayZ. during that time you can visit the original Zombocom here:
but we strongly encourage you to look for clues as to the hidden possibilities of Zombocom during Zgeneration.
For example by reading this information and visiting Zombocom during Zgeneration and then asking a question on this faq you discover the clue that Zombocom upgraded from flash5 to Flash6 during this years Zgeneration. That clue may be helpful for various resons both now and in the future.
|· What is attainable at zombocom?|
Attainment itself is an illusion. There are so many combinations and levels that we just call it attainment but really it is called infinity. Ask not what is Zombocom? Ask instead WHAT ARE YOU?Top
|· Is the person who answers these FAQs the guy who says the intro? If not then who is that?|
The FAQ is answered by anyone on the staff who has the time. The identity of the guy who does the intro to Zombocom is still top secret. Sorry about that but his contract demands anonymity.Top
|· Is his name still top secret???|
Yes. We do apologize for any inconvenience but please feel free to ask at a latter date as he may change his mind. ThankZ Top
|· When do Zgenerations happen? I mean, do they have a certain date?|
Just as the flowers bloom and new life emerges from Winter's austerity so too does Zombocom Zegenerate in Spring. It is usually in April but sometimes a little earlier or latter depending on the particular year.Top
|· Why must all your answers be metaphors intended to not really even answer the question?|
All questions are THE Question. Which is of course, "What is the meaning of life?" Or perhaps, "Why am I here?" So this is the source of all questions. When the questing from the source completes the cycle there is return. where there is return the quest is silent and complete. so your question, just like the natural phases of water as it evaporates and forms rain and returns to the ocean, is only complete in eternity, so too is a complete answer rooted in the silence.
the only world is the wind in the trees and the clicking sounds of my keyboard. Top
|· What the hell is going on here?|
Only you can answer that.Top
|· If you can hear the wind while typing...then there must be a window, am I right?|
The may rain is unexpected!Top